Driving in the car to Uncle Joe and Auntie’s.
Me: “Bubby, Hailey, and Dakota are your cousins.”
Dex: “And Uncle Joe is my cousin?”
Me: “No, Uncle Joe is your uncle.”
Dex: “Oh…Auntie is my cousin?”
Me: “No, Auntie is your Aunt.”
Dex: “Oh, I don’t want ants in my garden…I put up a gate and keep the ants out of my garden…”
Me: “Ants are little, aren’t they?”
Dex: “Yes, they are. I like ants. They can come in my garden, I will open the gate. Ants will march in my garden.”
Me: *laughing*
Dex: “It’s not funny mommy.”